2001 A Space Odyssey – Theme Park Coaster

2 May

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This past Sunday and Monday, The Eternal Loop and I decided to have a little celebration at Disneyland and CA Adventure.

While we were standing in line for Space M0untain feeling all nice and giggly, an idea popped into my head.  “Someone should invent a ride based on 2001 A Space Odyssey,” I said to Mr. Loop with a wide-eyed grin.

TEL shook his head and began to laugh. Think about it for a few minutes. Let this idea marinate in your brain.

Here’s my idea of “The Odyssey”.  It would have a Space Mountain feel except coaster riders would be sent flying through a wormhole.  At the start of the ride, riders would enter through a door that looks like a monolith.  This is the moment when riders are just cruising along the tracks.

Then the coaster would take off a light speed sending riders through the Jupiter Mission.  Shit gets real during the mission and the coaster will come to a short stop.  Once it stops,  the voice of HAL echoes over a  monitor. The ride gets more intense and the coaster terror begins.

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The third part would be the “wormhole”  moment.  As the coaster is speeding through indoor loops, colors will begin absorbing the screens.  Complete mind fuck.  The grand prize would be a souvenir of wormhole pictures!

That’s right! Riders would be able to view and purchase pictures of themselves as an elderly person and a Star Child.

Think about it. Let it marinate.

There has to be a coaster engineer out there that wants to make this ride happen.

Next up, Wonka’s Funhouse.

2 Responses to “2001 A Space Odyssey – Theme Park Coaster”

  1. daffystardust May 6, 2012 at 5:15 am #

    I would definitely go on that ride! It would have to be better than E.T. at Universal.

    • umi May 6, 2012 at 9:00 am #

      Hahahaha! Yes, it would have to be.

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